me: {talking at length about Zach Galifianakis after hearing an interview with him}
Dave: You’ve really got a thing for Zach Galifianakis, hey? He’s like a celebrity crush for you?
me: Yes, I guess so.
Dave: So…Zach Galifianakis is to you what Channing Tatum is to your sister?
me: I suppose so.
Dave: Gotta say, I respect the hell out of you for that.
me: Thanks?
Lane… let’s be real, if you had your choice between Zach Galifinakis and Channing Tatum, you’d still pick a red head.
Word.