Trust me when I tell you I know how lacking in posts my blog has been lately. It’s been a combination of being busy, being lazy, and falling victim to what will always be known as The Internet Crisis of 2009 which has now continued into 2010. Don’t even get me started on the frustrations of trying to get patchy internet fixed when the first step always involves an automated answering system…in Norwegian.
So to kickstart things a bit, I’ve blatantly stolen an idea from my friend Abby, a wonderful person to steal ideas from if there ever was one. I am hereby soliciting questions from my public. Because according to my rudimentary knowledge of internet and the way I attempt to track my readers, I know a lot of you are out there reading, but never leaving me comments! Some of my readership is well-known to me, of course. Please expect to see a question from my mom below reading something like “Where are you right now? When will you call me? Did you eat enough today?” And I am happy to answers those kinds of questions, but please know the field is wide open, ask anything, ask more than one question, expect an answer.
Like Abby, I will offer an incentive. Unlike Abby, it won’t be some wholesome body care products, but instead perhaps what could be considered the opposite to wholesome body care products. After all the questions are submitted, I will draw a winner from the lot, and that winner will receive candy bar from Norway. Big deal, you say? This candy bar happens to be made of Bugles, smothered in creamy milk chocolate. Try and wrap your mind around that.