Some Lady: What a beautiful baby! How old is he?
Me: Thank you! She is two months old.
Some Lady: She? She’s wearing brown and green.
Me: Yes, she is.
Some Lady: But girls wear pink! Or at least purple?
Me: She’s a baby, not a Barbie.
Some Lady: (smug and dumb) Well you better get used to people mistaking her for a boy if you don’t dress her in pink.
Me: (smug and intelligent) I’ll brace myself.