We are staying at my mom’s for a few days before we leave for Japan, and my sister and her husband are also here for a while. This conversation actually happened.
me: <eating cottage cheese>
mom: What is that? Is that the large curd or the small curd?
me: Ummm….large curd I think?
mom: That is Alley’s! That’s the cottage cheese she likes better!
me: Ok…I didn’t know that. Isn’t it for everyone?
mom: She likes it. It’s for her. Small curd for everyone else.
me: <looking at my sister incredulously so she can be the voice of reason here>
Alley: <shrugs> Yea.