my sister: I think I have to run a marathon
me: No. You can’t. Because then I have to.
sister: How about next summer? I just feel like I should.
me: I guess? Ick.
sister: Let’s do a nice flat one. Google that. ‘Flattest marathon.’
me: That’s one strategy.
sister: What’s flat around here? Chicago? Or we could to the Marquette one.
me: Chicago is too many people. Is Green Bay flat? Because we could do that and then just eat at Olive Garden for hours.
sister: How about this? I’m going for a run. If I can do 6 miles today, we sign up for a marathon. That’s logical right ?
sister: I think we should just pick one. And sign up. Let’s just pick one, sign up, and do it. I’m doing it. Are you doing it?
me: I literally have human being inside my body right now. And before any of this it has to get out. Can I just push this out first and then we can talk about it?
We’re in negotiations, but this one in Duluth is our top candidate. It is still moral support if I only run half as far, right?